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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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hayamika

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

onemario1234

I love it when animators break the fourth wall.

onemario1234

Somebody tell me what that claymation movie is, please!

cable-mackerel

It’s the end-credits of Boxtrolls, from Laika!

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kazucrash

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Sounds bad.

thefuturesimperfect

I cannot imagine a more smug and aggravating man than a person who makes a children’s movie with a message of “fuck you, children.”

eggcup

wait this is essentially the same plot as cars 1 except now lightning is the old guy

foundajob

which makes the cars series as a whole more of a metaphor for the boomer generation than anything else

4lung

You Think Of Football Players Now

With All Their Armor,

Hitting So Hard

shatterstag

football players these days and their protected brains and their less frequent head trauma injuries, such entitled sjws

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Did anyone happen to notice there’s another young character in the film? No? Ya’ll were too busy simply reading the single snippet here to go to the article and see everything else.  

There is another character in Cars 3 named Cruz. She is also young, close to the villains age. She is McQueen’s trainer. A young female character who has an important job.
Gee, and ya’ll missed her by jumping on the bitterness wagon.

It is true this Entertainment Weekly article really smacks of the older generation’s definition of “millennial”. You could read the villain’s attitude with technology as a stuck up brat unwilling to admit the past got him to where he’s at.
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did anybody notice that this was Entertainment Weekly’s wording, and not necessarily what the director said? Did anyone notice that the words “it’s mobile millennials vs. mid-size cars with midlife crises…” were not in quotations, meaning that the writer of the article typed them up in an eye-catching intro sentence? Nobody?
Also the article says “the extreme entitlement that has come to plague millennial descriptions”. Plague, as in a bad thing that keeps lingering around unwanted. The writer is saying that these “entitled” allegations are unwarranted.

The director of the film is also partially talking about the perspective of the villain in the quote screen-shotted above. A person can write bad characters without believing themselves everything the bad character believes.
Everyone accepts this in fanfiction when writers make dynamic bad characters. No one thinks that fanfiction writers their own age are all abhorently evil just because they make their villains that way.
I would like to know what the director’s view on millennials really is as opposed to jumping on words put in his mouth by this journal, but the article doesn’t give enough information to really tell.

I am curious to see what they do with this installment, because of Cruz, and because of Lightning’s realization about age.

Did anyone happen to notice there’s another young character in the film? No? Ya’ll were too busy simply reading the single snippet here to go to the article and see everything else.  

There is another character in Cars 3 named Cruz. She is also young, close to the villains age. She is McQueen’s trainer. A young female character who has an important job.
Gee, and ya’ll missed her by jumping on the bitterness wagon.

It is true this Entertainment Weekly article really smacks of the older generation’s definition of “millennial”. You could read the villain’s attitude with technology as a stuck up brat unwilling to admit the past got him to where he’s at.
BUT
did anybody notice that this was Entertainment Weekly’s wording, and not necessarily what the director said? Did anyone notice that the words “it’s mobile millennials vs. mid-size cars with midlife crises…” were not in quotations, meaning that the writer of the article typed them up in an eye-catching intro sentence? Nobody?
Also the article says “the extreme entitlement that has come to plague millennial descriptions”. Plague, as in a bad thing that keeps lingering around unwanted. The writer is saying that these “entitled” allegations are unwarranted.

The director of the film is also partially talking about the perspective of the villain in the quote screen-shotted above. A person can write bad characters without believing themselves everything the bad character believes.
Everyone accepts this in fanfiction when writers make dynamic bad characters. No one thinks that fanfiction writers their own age are all abhorently evil just because they make their villains that way.
I would like to know what the director’s view on millennials really is as opposed to jumping on words put in his mouth by this journal, but the article doesn’t give enough information to really tell.

I am curious to see what they do with this installment, because of Cruz (the young ambitious “woman” character who has a good high end job because she worked for it), and because of Lightning’s realization about age.

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It sounds like McQueen is going to come to peace with the fact that the world is changing, and while his role in it may change, he still has a place.
Maybe that’s what the story will be.

Isn’t that what we want? The older generations to stop chastising change and find a new way to exist in a growing world?

We’re going to have to wait and see what exactly is going to happen. 

Until then, read the articles instead of relying on click-bait for ALL the information, be bitter that there are many who think of millennials so harshly, but direct your bitterness into other outlets instead of letting it fester into a bitterness inferno, geez, and stop ignoring the female characters just because the bad boys are being showcased. 




On a different note, I am curious why people hate the Cars films with such verosity. Is it because the characters aren’t human? Is it because the world feels uncanny because cars are in people places doing people things? Is it because you can’t relate to usually inanimate objects being given feelings?
Maybe Cars was made more for the kids who grew up playing with toy cars and trucks, giving them voices and adventures. Ya’ll did that with Barbies, so why are cars any different? Those kids have imagination, too. Maybe that was the original audience. Not every child wants to watch movies about animals and princesses.

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Seriously though, I’d like to thank you for actually reading the article! I don’t particularly like or hate the Cars franchise, but seeing its new movie already getting this negative press on tumblr makes me sad, especially when it feels like people are blaming the director for something he didn’t say.

Source: kazucrash

Someone somewhere (I forgot where…) once said Alfons was in this picture

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Of course I first thought that it was just Alphonse. But then I looked closely. He’s there alright.


(Clue that probably would make it a lot more obvious: What might Alphonse be looking at?)

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Well, just look at that!

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Right there, next to Edward’s foot!

I can’t believe I didn’t notice earlier.

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shaycode

How do people fall asleep in ten minutes??

How do people fall asleep in class??

How do people fall asleep sitting up??

How do people fall asleep without taking medication/being exhausted??

Please, teach me your ways.

fujicucumber

I have this PROBLEM. I fall asleep anytime I sit still too long… That includes doing important things like work, meetings, driving, etc

I can fall asleep on a staircase. I can fall asleep anywhere any time and it’s AWFUL!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH MORE LIFE I WANT TO LIVE AND NO ONE CAN HELP ME

Caffeine even puts me to sleep!!

stem-carp

hey fujicucumber are you sure you don’t have some form of narcolepsy?

fujicucumber

No narcolepsy is way more extreme.. You don’t even see it coming… It’s almost like a seizure. This is just chronic fatigue :/ but no dr ever has been able to give me an answer on how to get over it. Honestly I have ADHD and the only thing that helps is taking my ADHD med. I can’t take it right now because the job I have.

cable-mackerel

well i hope your situation will get better soon! falling asleep while driving or on the stairs had me quite worried there!

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shaycode

How do people fall asleep in ten minutes??

How do people fall asleep in class??

How do people fall asleep sitting up??

How do people fall asleep without taking medication/being exhausted??

Please, teach me your ways.

fujicucumber

I have this PROBLEM. I fall asleep anytime I sit still too long… That includes doing important things like work, meetings, driving, etc

I can fall asleep on a staircase. I can fall asleep anywhere any time and it’s AWFUL!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH MORE LIFE I WANT TO LIVE AND NO ONE CAN HELP ME

Caffeine even puts me to sleep!!

cable-mackerel

hey fujicucumber are you sure you don’t have some form of narcolepsy?

Source: shaycode

If Edward Elric gets a lot of info on our world jammed into his head with his first encounter with the Gate, does that mean he knows when and where all the important historical events will happen? If he does, that means he and Al can make photo-bombing important moments of history a hobby, Post-CoS!

And then conspiracy theorists start finding out that many photos for some reason feature the same two blonde men.

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